To celebrate National Let’s Laugh Day on 19th March, we’ve pulled together our favourite superhero puns to give you a good giggle.
Whether you’re team Marvel or team DC, we’ve got all the winning wisecracks.
- How does Wonder Woman get her weapons?
Through Amazon Prime!
- Why is it so easy for Superman to jump higher than tall buildings?
Because tall buildings can’t jump!
- What do you call Wolverine on 25th December?
- Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
Because Robin ate all the worms!
- What’s the Hulk’s favourite drink?
- Why did Thor avoid Loki?
Because he Odin money!
- What’s Black Panther’s favourite day of the week?
- What would happen if Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up?
They would be alloys!
- How did Spiderman learn how to use his superpowers?
The World Wide Web!
- Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
Because they’re so cape-able!
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